You know I seriously read my Xanga site and I have to comment on my whole sarcastic "sig other" chart...
Answer this question honestly...how much time may lapse between points of communication with your significant other before he or she is totally fucking tilted?
1+ week - you are one lucky bastard as you are in the casual dating domain and typically can date more than this one individual at this time. Reap the benefits.
3 days - most definitely on at least the 2nd date with some condition of exclusivity, I see trouble coming for you.
1 day - beginning stages of a steady relationship. I see trouble coming even closer. At this point you will begin to yeild control of your "free" time in exchange for "quality" time.
1 day but he or she knows exactly where the fuck you are - you are done buddy. This is the stage when you gals scare a lot of guys off :)
<1 full day - not engaged yet...hehe
6 hrs - damn, you're fucking engaged, if you're not engaged, your girl or guy is a fucking psycho and you should get a restraining order and run the fuck away
3 hrs - well its okay now since you must be are married. You drive a honda accord and no longer have any single friends. If you are not married please see previous matrix (6hrs)
Although I think it is fairly accurate as far as the time values, I think maybe I've changed my mind about the cost/benefit analysis of each of the circumstances, call me crazy.
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